I'm An Aristocrat, Get Me Out Of Here!

Greenwich Theatre, Crooms Hill, London

A swashbuckling comedy adventure set in Paris, 1792. Revolution grips the city and the secret police march traitors to their deaths. No one is safe. Everyone is a suspect. Paris needs a hero but will such a person emerge?

Full of hilarious slapstick, irreverent humour and magical illusion you’ll gasp, laugh and be amazed at the elaborate sword fights, heart wrenching love scenes and sensational death-defying French accents in this historical spoof inspired by the Scarlet Pimpernel and the movies of Douglas Fairbanks and Errol Flynn.

Cast & CreativesEXPAND

producer: Gonzo Moose

Ticket Prices:
£15

About the show
  • Age Suitability: General
  • Genre: Entertainment
  • Sub-Genre: Comedy
  • Show Times: Wed 19:30
  • opening night:
  • Box Office:
    020 8858 7755
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Venue InformationHIDE

Greenwich Theatre
Crooms Hill, London, United Kingdom, SE10 8ES

  • Nearest bus: 177, 180, 188, 199, 286, 386, M1, M2, N1/851, 852, 853 & 856 (Mobility
  • Nearest train: Greenwich BR/DLR (approx. 700m) Cutty Sark DLR(approx. 500m)
  • Parking: Car parking near theatre is free in the evenings. Taxis drop-off and pick-up right outside main entrance. Patrons welcome to use a private phone to arrange pick-up.
  • Air conditioned: 1
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Venue Access InformationEXPAND

  • How to book: Tel: 020 8858 7755 Access Info: 020 8858 4447
  • Discounts: Discounts available for all disabled customers and their companions.
  • Limited mobility: Aisle seats have most leg room.
  • Access description: Level access to main entrance through heavy double swing doors – ask member of staff to open. Kiosk, Box office and lift inside main foyer. Lift up to the back of the auditorium, or 33 steps up to the auditorium. Steps up to auditorium carpeted with contrasted nosing and handrails on either side.
  • Hearing impaired: Sennheiser infra-red system with 10 headsets available from the kiosk.
  • Guide dogs policy: Up to 4 guide dogs are permitted inside the auditorium, or up to 2 can be looked after by staff.
  • Wheelchairs: Wheelchair spaces are located in the back row of the auditorium. (Q12 and Q23) Space for 2 wheelchairs and companions. Access via lift adjacent to foyer.
  • Toilets: Men's and women's in the foyer.
  • Disabled toilets: Adapted toilet inside the foyer by the lift.
  • Bars: 1 open area with bar and café. Access via 5 steps or chair lift. Rampway from bar to café. Seating in in bar and café for aprox 20 people.
  • Legroom: Rear auditorium is accessible via a lift. All other seats are via 3 short stairways and then steps inside the auditorium.