Coffin Up

Greenwich Theatre, Crooms Hill, London

Critically acclaimed mask theatre company The Village Idiots present their latest hit show Coffin Up.

Set in Britain's Healthiest Village 2011, this fast-paced farcical comedy tells the story of a dastardly undertaker and his quest to make money by whatever means. With mounting bills and a lack of customers can the undertaker get enough money to keep his business afloat?

A fabulous fold-out set creates the backdrop for this tale of greed, deceit, pilfering, insanity, love, theft and morris dancing. The Village Idiots include actors from MetaMorpho Theatre Company, Pant's on Fire and the Harry Potter Films.

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producer: The Village Idiots

Ticket Prices:
£10-15, conc £10

About the show
  • Age Suitability: General
  • Genre: Play
  • Sub-Genre: Play-Comedy
  • Show Times: Tue & Wed 19:30
  • opening night:
  • Box Office:
    020 8858 7755
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Venue InformationHIDE

Greenwich Theatre
Crooms Hill, London, United Kingdom, SE10 8ES

  • Nearest bus: 177, 180, 188, 199, 286, 386, M1, M2, N1/851, 852, 853 & 856 (Mobility
  • Nearest train: Greenwich BR/DLR (approx. 700m) Cutty Sark DLR(approx. 500m)
  • Parking: Car parking near theatre is free in the evenings. Taxis drop-off and pick-up right outside main entrance. Patrons welcome to use a private phone to arrange pick-up.
  • Air conditioned: 1
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Venue Access InformationEXPAND

  • How to book: Tel: 020 8858 7755 Access Info: 020 8858 4447
  • Discounts: Discounts available for all disabled customers and their companions.
  • Limited mobility: Aisle seats have most leg room.
  • Access description: Level access to main entrance through heavy double swing doors – ask member of staff to open. Kiosk, Box office and lift inside main foyer. Lift up to the back of the auditorium, or 33 steps up to the auditorium. Steps up to auditorium carpeted with contrasted nosing and handrails on either side.
  • Hearing impaired: Sennheiser infra-red system with 10 headsets available from the kiosk.
  • Guide dogs policy: Up to 4 guide dogs are permitted inside the auditorium, or up to 2 can be looked after by staff.
  • Wheelchairs: Wheelchair spaces are located in the back row of the auditorium. (Q12 and Q23) Space for 2 wheelchairs and companions. Access via lift adjacent to foyer.
  • Toilets: Men's and women's in the foyer.
  • Disabled toilets: Adapted toilet inside the foyer by the lift.
  • Bars: 1 open area with bar and café. Access via 5 steps or chair lift. Rampway from bar to café. Seating in in bar and café for aprox 20 people.
  • Legroom: Rear auditorium is accessible via a lift. All other seats are via 3 short stairways and then steps inside the auditorium.