Going behind the microphone and under the judge's desk to reveal the (not necessarily accurate) story of heartache and laughter that keeps millions tuning in every week. In turn irreverent, anarchic and strangely touching, I Can’t Sing! is an affectionate poke at the world's most talked about talent show that will please friends and foes of The X Factor in equal measure.
Harry Hill and Steve Brown's brand new comedy features 19 original songs, a host of contestants–with varying degrees of ability–and is possibly the only musical in the world with a singing hunchback, a talking dog and a man in an iron lung (this is yet to be formally verified). With Simon apparently backing it 4500%, I Can’t Sing! promises to be a lid-lifting theatrical rollercoaster ride behind the scenes at the mother of all singing competitions.
cast: Nigel Harman, Cynthia Erivo, Alan Morrissey, Simon Lipkin, Simon Bailey, Charlie Baker, Billy Carter, Victoria Elliott, Ashley Knight, Katy Secombe, Joe Speare, Delroy Atkinson, Rowen Hawkins, Steven Serlin, Shaun Smith, Alex Young, Luke Baker, Adam J Bernard, Jenna BOyd, Cyrus Brandon, Gabrielle Brooks, Scarlette Douglas, Kelly Ewins-Prouse, Scott Garnham, Cherelle Jay, Faisal Khodabukus, Jaye Marshall, Brian McCann, Max Parker, Joseph Prouse, Kirstie Skivington, Philippa Stefani, Gary Trainor
director: Sean Foley
music by: Steve Brown
lyrics by: Steve Brown & Harry Hill
book By: Harry Hill
producer: Stage Entertainment and Syco Entertainment
designer: Kate Prince
choreographer: Kate Prince
conductor: Phil Bateman
lighting designer: Jon Clark
sound: Gareth Owen
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